For Sale - Como Adestrar Seu Homem em mais ou menas 21 Dias Usando Os Segredos Dos Treinadores De Caes
The Portuguese translation of "How to make your man behave in 21 days or less, using the secrets of professional dog trainers" by Karen Salmansohn with Illustrations by Allison Seiffer
A humorous classic from 1994.
If you believe the phrase, "Men are dogs", here is a collection of useful lessons for training your significant other.
From the English version:
Doggie Dos and Don'ts: "Gentle strokes and playful petting techniques are positive motivational techniques for rewarding good behavior." And Flight and Chase Behavior: "If your dog is running away from you, the worst thing to do is chase after him . . . remain calm, act like you're having loads of fun without him, and soon he'll be trotting eagerly back." Doggie Dogmas: "Dogs like to eat out of your plate." "It's pointless to compete for the attention of a dog caught up in a ball game." And a quick primer on personality and temperament, from The Sporting Dog (requires daily exercise, gets bored easily, needs lots of attention) to The Hound (instinctually driven to chase and catch nearly anything that moves).
With its tongue-in-cheek humor and illustrations that evoke an old Esquire magazine, How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days of Less assures that control will be yours forever, as behavioral problems vanish within twenty-one days. It's guaranteed.
YOURS for $10
Pickup in West Roxbury near Blanchards Wine & Spirits and The Corrib Pub.
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