okay I like so joke and be sarcastic and dick around so please have a good sense of humor and be a wise ass..and be ready to have a stupid ass fun convo..
I would like a man that is tall, I like facial hair, I like that he can be a bad boy at times… but not always.. I want someone that cares about family.. lets face it we all have a family…and for the most part we all have some kids some living with us.. some all grown up.. and we all have a past.. it is what makes us better today but also causes some of our scars…
So if I have said anything that interest you.. send me an email .. I will respond to all of them..
You are ready to be a dad, and are open to adoption. You are outgoing, charitable, and have to ability to do most things that you enjoy in life, and just need the life partner to share your passions with.
Together we're the couple that people want to be. We laugh, enjoy each others company, plan weekends away, drink coffee on a Saturday afternoon, email for no good reason other than to say, "hello," do little things for each other, have an undeniable attraction, and when we look in a mirror - we make a good-looking couple.
If you’re married, over 40 or under 25, under 5’ 10”, live more than 30 minutes away, or don’t take care of your body – don’t waste your time writing to me. It’s not my intent to be mean – just realistic. I'm am not looking just to hook up or for a one night stand either.
I have a kind heart, a generous spirit, and an open mind.
I am present, conversant, a bit alternative, and easy to be with.
Shun noise, crowds, opulence, pretentiousness and mainstream stuff
(guess that's what "a bit alternative" suggests).
Others describe me as warm, generous, and optimistic, a rugged individualist with a sense of humor. Many of life's simple pleasures bring me great joy, among them laughter, hiking, the beauty of nature, the elements, emotional and physical intimacy (yes, lovemaking is important!) with one man which evolves over time.
Please note the singular here...code for being naturally monogamous.
You are, too.
I'm intuitive, compassionate, creative, honest, hardworking and I savor life with integrity, enjoying the arts, ethnicity, culture and the great outdoors, where I spend time daily.
Discerning about who I spend time with (this means no desperation here!).
I love children and my heart is always open to them, yours included.
They (& animals) seem to naturally gravitate towards me.
Truth be told, I often prefer these populations to others.
I'm also very grateful.
My lifestyle is health and fitness oriented so this means that I exercise at least once daily in order to remain a size 4 (besides ~ it feels so great and I'd rather be dead than fat), eat well, and don't do drugs.
Still with me?
Interested in connecting with a happy, laid back, intelligent, warm and substantive gentleman (5'8+) in his mid 40's-early 50's who has some similar values and interests.
Integrity, generosity, kindness and honest, healthy living are all very important, as are quiet times spent together.
A patient, self aware, and strong, yet gentle man with a tender, open heart is particularly appealing.
More about you: strong, solid, consistent, down to earth, non player.
Definately a non player!
Amidst your strength, which I've now mentioned twice, you are soft and know how to treat a woman.
You are engaged and engaging.
Playful.
Present.
Fair.
Respectful.
Assertive and forthcoming wouldn't be bad, either.
Bonus points if you even THINK you can beat me in Scrabble!
I am seeking someone:
- single and available (I would like to be able to make this a frequent thing at least a few nights a week maybe occasionally during the day)
- highly intelligent (in addition to being extremely horny, I am very cerebral)
- self confident and dominant in nature (I would expect you to lead the conversation)
- open-minded (the kinkier the better)
I would like to call someone right now. If you are interested please send me your photograph, your age, why you think you would the best for me, and your phone number.
Sigh.... oh well... I guess I hope you can deal with a fun, feisty, and fluffy chick that enjoys curling under the blankets with 5 books, my dog, and watching movies on my Laptop...who is also a sucker for bar games (trivia, rockband, it goes on..).. and now officially obsessed with making Chicken Mole (national dish of Mexico). Into things like Karaoke... and after a nice pint of a Leviathan Double IPA... I can sing the shit out of Janis Joplin.
Here are the facts:
- I'm a perfectly adorably cute 5'2 (yup i'm short), brown eyes/brown haired girl.
- Yes.. i'm Hispanic.. which means I was built nice and sturdy to withstand harsh New England Winters, be as cuddly as your favorite sweater... call it fluffy/chubby/curvy..whatever .. i'm not a waif (think more Jordin Sparks ...NOT rosie O'donnell)
-Here is the shocker... I hope you're prepared...ready? ?! I'm not damaged goods! While its pretty tough for me to admit I'm a bit lonely, it has to do much more with my busy school/work schedule than some psychotic deep flaw in my character.... which also means, i'm not getting over anybody (been single...by choice), never married, no children (unless you count my pet), and a fuck buddy or bed hopping IS NOT MY THING!!!
What i'm looking for is pretty straight-forward and simple. Unlike alot of chicks, i'm not chasing after some goal of "boyfriend" "Relationship" "marriage"... rather.. I care more about opening the door to meet a cool, laid back, awesome guy and seeing where is should go naturally... no pressure.
I love all types of music. I don’t really have a favorite I guess it depends on what I want to listen to that day! Yes I listen to country!
I love seafood but definitely enjoy a good steak some times too!
I will watch everything except horror movies, I just don’t like them! You can call me a baby if you want, it's okay!
I am in the Army National Guard and have been in almost 10 years. I plan on staying in the full 20.
I am a very caring, loyal, honest, great sense of humor woman that knows how to treat someone with respect. I love to laugh and a sense of humor is a must with the guy I am looking for!
Good luck to everyone searching for that special someone!
Please put MISTLETOE in the subject line. Also include age and location! Thanks!
By the way I am NOT 420 friendly nor interested in anyone that is. I don’t drink a lot either but as long as you don’t do it daily we'll be okay! I also prefer non-smokers!
I'm a pretty creative person, a little introverted but friendly, told that I'm pretty (prettier than my pics), in good shape (like to workout), loyal and trustworthy, trusting of others, compassionate, driven to help others, into health and nutrition, intelligent and well-educated. I like the outdoors; hiking, sailing, skiing, kayaking, camping and would love to learn rock-climbing. In some ways I'm a very simple woman. I don't need much in terms of material possessions. In other ways, I have a complexity that, to the right person, would be very intriguing. I'm an artist and a dreamer.
I know you're curious about what I look like and for the right person, I will respond with pictures. I'm 5'2", fit, dark blonde/blue with a great smile.
I'm looking for an alpha, a Dom to my sub. I am NOT looking to be put in my place, or abused or degraded. But I do want a man who knows how to treat his woman. Who is not afraid of showing his hard, manly side as well as a soft, loving side. Do you know what I mean? I want a man who will allow me to quench my desires with him as well as to satisfy his desires! I want to show you my satisfaction by satisfying you! I want you to want me, to desire me and to tell me what you want! I want you to use my body for your needs, to show me how to satisfy you! Can you handle a woman who has a billigerant side at times? Spankings? Restraints? Toys? Said man should not be a sub himself, as two subs in this relationship will not do. Though I can play as a forceful woman, I am not dominant.
I'm a very open woman as to my wants and needs, but I do have limits. I'm very open to discussing this, as should you. I find that most women these days are very close minded and uptight about discussing their sexuality. And that most men haven't encountered such an open minded woman as I. Let's talk.
I am not necesarily looking for a long term relationship at this point, but if it happens, then that's great! I am looking for someone I can share mutually beneficial encounters with in a safe and fun way.
I've an itch I just can't scratch. I could resort to toys, and such, but my itch needs a powerful, dominant male to be satisfied. Could this be you?
It certainly does sound that I'm just looking for sex. And I am! But I'd love to find the whole package! An intelligent man who is willing to have a woman who is intelligent herself and sure of herself as a partner. Who is willing to accept a woman as an equal.
Me: Intelligent, hardworking, pretty, great smile and beautilful eyes (so I am told), laughs a lot, loves to joke around, humorous, and willing to explore life! No matter what, my kids come first. But I do know that I want a life of my own too! That's where YOU come in!! I'm normal as to height and weight, and would love to find a man who is willing to accept a goofy, sexual, sensual woman into his life!
YOU: Intelligent, hardworking, SINGLE, loves to joke around, smile, doesn't take yourself too seriously, likes to explore life and willing to sit thru chick flixs once in a while! LOL If you have kids, they come first, and you must be able to laugh at yourself and me!! :)
He’s such a good man. Known for great barbeque and even better advice, he’s the one who shovels his elderly neighbor’s driveway. His family and friends think of him as the dependable one. A relationship guy at heart, no one would ever mistake him for a “bad boy”. His heart is so big that maybe he’s even in a “helping” profession. He loves that it doesn’t take a decoder ring to figure me out and he’s as loyal and nurturing as I am. What you see is what you get with both of us. Tolerating my mild addiction to bad reality tv is no problem either--in my fantasies he’s even a bit co-dependent! We share all these inside jokes. He’s up for a day of apple picking or a Halloween ghost tour. And he loves that I get that sometimes he just needs to do guy things. I feel so safe and warm in his arms. It’s like that old song, Someone to Watch Over Me. I watch over him too. When he’s sick I’ve got the chicken soup. He can’t take his eyes off of me and I can’t keep my hands off of him.
PS... Sorry... I take God-awful pictures and no two look the same. The longer hair pics are from a month ago. the shorter hair pic is from spring 2009.
I love to watch the Sox, Celtics, Bruins and Pats!! I love snuggling on the couch, concerts, sports, going to the beach, reality TV, country music, going out to eat, bbq...
Id like to find someone thats honest, dependable, funny, loyal and . . No extra baggage! I am at a point in my life that I want to get married and have kids someday.
If this sounds like you, send me an email with a pic. NO PIC NO RESPONSE !!!
24
5'4" w/ runners build
graduate degree and professionally employed
low-maintenance small town girl, talk with a bit of a twang and Boston accents admittedly make me weak in the knees ; )
love sports and live music and I've been told I have a good sense of humor
I've got pics and I learned at a very young age it's nice to share (so I definitely will).
I am five six and weigh 170 I am thick and curvy. Light brown long hair with blonde highlights. Beautiful as well! I am of mixed heritage.
Candidates should posses the following
qualities:
The cool, calm, and collected mannerism Sidney Poitier portrays in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
The dignity and class Denzel Washington brings to all roles he plays.
The quiet brooding intensity of Terrence Howard in Crash.
The old School humor of Sinbad.
The leadership that Obama brings to our country. .
Not so much looking for a famous guy, athlete or actor
but just someone who knows how to act.
What I am attracted to is a big husky black man, not fat, but built like a football player and who is strong
I am looking for a gentleman, someone who is old school and knows how to properly treat a woman. I am looking to be in a relationship, eventually but would like to start off just talking and see where it leads.
So sick of wanna be gentlemen stepping to me, with some b.s. I am too grown and fed up with men who blew hot and cold, and kiss me one day and diss me the next in search of greener pastures. The buck stops here, I am not cocky but rather confident that I am the ultimate true prize at the end of one's search. So if you are HONEST, SINCERE, and GENUINE please respond. IF you are a sociopath, or have some untrue, clandestine life, keep yourself.
If you send me a pic, and seem like a hard working educated man, who is looking to be in an adult relationship, please do contact me. I will not tolerate any disrespect or bullshit. Also a word to the wise...you must be a man of your word, and reliable. And obviously these are my thoughts I am a woman who is not promiscuous and am used to being courted in an appropriate manner...translation...I am not going to just be with anyone, one must get to know me and I to know them...
Please be well over 6 feet and professional. I want to also put out there that I am looking to start off with dating and see where it leads us, but if you are old fashioned and believe in the court ship process...then we very well could be a match. I need a man's man, someone who know how to hold it down and take care of that ONE woman.
Send me a pic, although looks don't matter, attraction DOES. Ages include (28-35 that is it!)
I am at a crossroads in my life with work and family, and have 3/4 nights a week when I am not with my kids. I have been reluctant to be set up with friends of friends, and dated casually after a year long relationship (ended in 07) after my divorce which was the end of an 8 year marriage. If you're as confused as to where you are going as I am, that's ok. It may be unrealistic to think I can meet someone wonderful on the internet, but I figure there have to be some real people on here. I'm a real person with great features (think, naturally wavy black hair) and ones I am working on (ie: think a size 14, not 4). I am as American as apple pie but have dark skin. It would be great to meet someone I connect with to have a friendship and a more intimate relationship. I am hesitant to put a picture on-line, but I have a great smile, curves in the right places, and a positive attitude (mixed with a passion for Democratic politics). I can't cook beyond the basics (and I'm not sure I am even good at those!), and appreciate good Mexican food and a margarita. I started mountain bike riding last year and love to go for hikes up and down Route 2. My idea of a perfect date involves cooking dinner in with a good bottle of wine...
I like funny men who know when to be serious and when to be playful. Independent, "chill", respectful and good-natured.
A man who is open-minded to different types of music and who can fun doing almost anything, whether going to movies or chilling home or whatnot.
Someone who can converse about anything and is at least decently attractive and intelligent.
You have to be tall and can have any body type as long as you are not obese.
And have to btw 22-30 Y.O. I am open-minded to most races, but I prefer Black dark skinned men.
No smokers please:) I want to emphasize on the Independent part, which means you can't be a bum, you must go to school, work or both. If not, then look elsewhere.
I am looking for a single, divorced or seperated (waiting on the ink to dry) man.
Please be:
between 35-50
employed, as in financially stable (as stable as the economy allows), maybe self sufficient is a better term?
not living with Mom and Dad
a lover animals of all sorts
the owner of a kind heart
a good, make that great, conversationalist
college educated
the owner a car (and yes, it must run)
a practicer of excellent personal hygiene
somewhat fit (I am not looking for Mr Universe, but someone who is not a couch potato)
the owner of a kick ass smile
understanding of a sick, and at times, warped sense of humor.
the owner of a positive attitude
can write complete sentences and does not use a "text" writing style when responding to emails.
****NOT LOOKING FOR A QUICKY, NSA OR FWB SITUATION**** Translated, I am looking for a LTR with the right man.
I am just an average gal here, so don't expect to get a photo of Julia Roberts....I am a size 18-20 and I am working on that, HARD. I have lost over 40lb and I am still going strong...so please be active, as I am. Losing weight is NOT going to change the person I am...and remember boys, beauty fades so you better have your best friend laying next to you in bed because when you hit 50 gravity does some pretty mean things to the human body (and men are NOT immune to this)!
Maybe I am going about this all wrong, looking for Mr. Right on the Internet...but I do not go to bars and I work with all women. Where does someone my age meet a great guy? Is it impossible? I guess I will find out, but the quest has just begun it seems. Honestly though, I don't remember dating being this brutal when I was 20 years younger...I feel like I have been thrown into a tank of very hungry sharks! Please be real and HONEST.
I am going to list a few more adjectives, because, after all, we have to find some common ground...not just wild animalistic magnetism!
Dynamic, worldly, charming, upbeat, silly and compassionate. Since I'm doing "the list", I must add an important one---high libido!
Ok, so here's the scoop about me. Due to my honest nature, I will tell you that I am married.
Say what?
That's right. However, there will be no dishonesty because this is all above board.
No melodrama nor knife wielding husbands chasing.
So, who am I? Well, here are my adjectives---sexy, warm, "linda" (as my Latino friends call me), engaging, bright and fun! Oh, and that is in addition to "your" adjectives! Yes, I'm confident.
If you send me a well thought out reponse, with lots of information about yourself in the first email, I will write back! Oh, and so that we won't waste each other's time, if we find that within the first few emails that we want to pursue this, I will need to talk on the phone, i.e. you send me your number, so that we can "check each other out" so to speak. Hopefully, this will weed out those time wasters and other undesireables!
I wonder ... can you have romance without a "boyfriend" or a "girlfriend"? I mean ... what's it called when two people hang out, flirt, have fun, do drinks, go hiking, skate on the frog pond, have dinner, see a movie, cook together, go to yoga class (or whatever it is the two do), have sex and sleepovers but don't get hung up on titles and the future???
Anyway, if you can figure out what to call what I have just described then please send me a note and tell me what it is because that's what I want!
Ideally this great guy is around 35 years old and lives nearby. He's a SWM, slim/skinny, athletic, takes care of himself and doesn't smoke. He's educated and professionally employed. And, most importantly, he likes short, athletic, cute girls. :)
Sound right? Send a note ... heck! send a picture, too.
Would like to find somebody that I might a connection with ... It's not easy for me... I'm picky and whenever I go against that; it just ends up feeling very wrong in the end... So I'm not willing to do that. It's like going against nature or something. However, I'm always willing to make new friends even if I can't find dating-material. So far that's all there seems to be here... but you never know.
The kind of men I'm attracted to are slender in body type..(as myself) I prefer spiritual types (not religious). I like men that are more on the earthy side... Kind of grunge- (don't really know what to call it - labels kind of suck) just more natural looking. I'm vegetarian... I'm very youthful looking and you should be too.
Conservative clean-cut types I don't care for much- It never has been and never will be my cup of tea. I don't care about what college you went to or how much money you make. I care more about who you are on the inside and how you carry yourself in general. Intelligence is extremely important; and more on a deeper level as opposed to just school smart or something.
I love art, I love animals. I love creativity. If any of this sounds like you- please hit me back and let me know what you're like. :) A photo would be helpful too.
Thank you.
I am looking for someone to spend some time with. I would like to meet someone who I can have a conversation with, hang out with and see where it leads. I'm not looking for a new husband or someone to rescue me. I am just looking for someone who has a good sense of humor, can hold a conversation and would like to spend time getting to know me.
I would prefer someone who is divorced or separated. If you have kids - that's great - more in common. Not looking for a married man. Please be between ages 38-49