I am not interested in anyone who just wants to screw around! If you have an itch that needs to be scratched tonight or tomorrow, please stay out of my mailbox!
I'm looking for a special woman about 30 to 40ish who doesn't have the time or the focus for a relationship right now but who would like a special friend for an occasional intimate massage (me for you, usually) and conversation with a very nice, handsome and refined older gentleman. I am not in any kind of rush whatsoever; I want our first encounter to be something special for us both.
I'm an entrepreneur and an artist and I have plenty to keep me busy so I won't be bugging you for dates, but I will do my best to be there for you.
I'll be honest, I'm hoping that this becomes something long term. Don't you? Really? If you are lonely like me, then you should answer this ad!
Please attach a photo or two and don't be afraid that I might be 14 yrs old, either, c'mon!...
Me I enjoy the outdoors, dining in and out, movies, some clubbing, and cuddling
up and watching tv (show or movie) on a cold night. I would like to know what you
enjoy doing as well as what your expectations are.
Please no one word answers. Let me know you are real and sincere about meeting.
*Friendship. I would like to meet someone that wants a true friend. Establish a bond. See if we can make something that sticks.
*Intimacy. Like when I unbutton your blouse one button at a time and not a word is spoken. You smile, start to glow, feel alive and smile again.
*Touch. I want to feel your nipples as you are on top of me and drag them across my chest. Ah....yes...my kind of holiday warmth.
*Gift Giving. Yep, I am a giver. Come from a good, stable family of humble givers. So, that means lots of compliments, kisses, smiles, reassurance, and some unanticipated gifts too:)
*Unwrapping. Yeah, I want you be my present. I have most things money can buy. I want to unwrap you slowly, appreciating you, seeing the beauty, taking my time. Of course, if you look that good, I just might act like a kid again and rip the paper off and smile like I am 6 again. Wow!
*Playing. What good are all these gifts if you can't play with them? Lets see..Hair, can I run my fingers thru it? Skin, can I touch you so lightly you smile in amazement? Neck, can I kiss is and make you wonder how good it will be when our lips meet?
*Thanks. Well...isn't it proper to write a "Thank You" note when one receives a gift. So, after you give yourself to me, may I write a sweet thank you for sharing. Something that makes you feel special, warm, and makes you glow inside and out?
The ancient art of Tantric bodywork, combining healing energy with sensual pleasure, inducing
mind-body-spiritual equilibrium and exhilarating total relaxation - that may be your path.
Learn how to liberate your emotions and body. Explore the potentials of your sensuality, and heal
your emotional and physical pains with intimate touch. Experience a level of sensual pleasure beyond
imagination. Attractive Tantric expert looking to explore with the woman with mature temperament
and a nice body to exchange intimate bodywork and share sensual energy.
HERE's the catch:
Why should only the promiscuous guys have all the fun?
We're up for exploring being personal on an ongoing basis only.
First date limit: looking, hugging, or maybe stroking, caressing --- Maybe second dates limit: oral ---
... anal, if any, should/might possibly come later as we get to know each other,
interested in knowing my friend's possibly raunchy fantasies too.
If you're looking for an ongoing stable steady safe arrangement on a regular basis,
-- let's talk!
If you are not sex obsessed and have other smart independent intellectual and artistic
passions in life,
-- let's talk!
If you're not very hairy (Smooth like an Asian would be a plus, but race open!) and
your equipment is "cut" or at least not so "uncut" that all your glory can't be admired
comfortably through to passionate spurting completion ... ,
-- let's talk!
Might you enjoy weekend cuddling with a favorite DVD movie?
-- let's talk soon.
I'm friendly, white, educated, 5'9+", slim 135 lbs., versatile fit 61, naturally superhard,
healthy, graying on top but dark elsewhere, loyal, tastefully sentimental,
non-possessive, tenderly verbal and emotionally supportive! How about you?
Also I am smokeless, a non-drinker, & dd/free and expect the same in return.
Waiting to talk with you to check if some similar such prospects might appeal to you too.
*There is someone for everyone. There truly is. You just have remember that. Keep posting, replying. Trying. Striving. Also helps if you are good at screening too. Be honest, forthright and don't deceive. Above all, be yourself. Why? well eventually someone is going to see you naked? Ah...right about that. Also, the truth is never far...behind.
*Love is...everywhere. Love lurks where you least expect it. In a sub-way, department store, cab, hospital, church or school. It is everywhere, you just have to look for it.
*Be unselfish. Have a broken heart? Yep, I know that feeling. I do. What to do. Keep you mind off yourself. Be unselfish. Donate you time, money or skill to make others a happy holiday. Get out there. You can do it!
*Lingerie. What a great idea! Glad I thought of that. Put it on, you will look and feel better. Get yourself your favorite drink. Light a candle. Set the scene. Then, sit down at that keyboard and pound out the most romantic inviting post or reply you can imagine. People can sense romanticism and intimacy in print. So...let it out.
*Keep it in perspective. Hurting inside and out? Remember, your wounds are intangible. However, there are soldiers with broken legs, arms, pelvis that hurt a lot more. Your wounds will heal. You will love again. There's may not. So, keep it in perspective. Next time you see a member of our all volunteer Armed Forces, thank you. Why? They fight..so we can live and love...
*Pray. If you are spiritual, this is a great time of year to give thanks, pray, and renew. Slow down, let...love..come...to...you. Ah...see that's much easier...
*Do it! If you are thinking about making a move, calling, texting, writing, visiting...just do it. He/She might just be waiting...for....you.
*Snap it. Yeah, that's right. A picture is worth a 1,000 words. So, if you can take a pic, you ARE one step closer to the one you want, or desire, or crave, or need, or lust for. Snap it. Crop it. Post it. Send it. Display it. Even if it's just a face shot with a knock-out smile.
*Misteltoe. Ah...wondering when I was going to get around to that? So, put some up and plant one on someone. Let's start with the cheek though...
*Give. The holidays are a time to give. Gifts! Compliments! Time! Services! Skills! Caroling! Carol (well if she looks good, why not?). You get the idea. Everyone has something to give.
*Dream it. If you can dream it, you can do it. So draw a mental picture of you and that special person. Write a story board about how you are going to attract them, then act it out. Crash a party. Give a gift. Sing a carol. Go to Mass. Let someone have your seat on the T.
*Be Nice. Everyone can do this. Buy someone a drink. Let someone cut the line. Smile. Wink. Glance. Even a subtle stare if you think you can pull it off
*Take Action. If you are fit, attractive and romantic, write me.
I am tall, handsome, fit/thin, intelligent, financially stable, witty and an attentive gentleman both in and out of the bedroom. I am looking for a unique situation with someone special. As luck would have it I have every other Friday off and am looking to spend at least part of this time with someone who is also perhaps attached but finding your sex life a little flat lately. Or, maybe you are single and not interested in getting in too deep with someone at the moment but desire intimate moments of pure ecstasy with a handsome, experienced gentleman. You don't need to have movie star beauty. All I ask is that you also be thin/fit, younger than me, clean and disease free and not the type to play games. I am looking for someone who's serious about this yet doesn't take them self too seriously ; )
I’m not into the concrete world of Wall Street or material things but prefer the simpler things in life. I’d prefer the mountains than going to the “big city” any day.
Me:
I'm 6'1" / blue eyes / brown hair (full head of hair) / 240 lbs / heavy set / 100% disease free and plan to keep it that way.
I enjoy cooking, camping (have an RV), the outdoors, good conversation, quite evenings.
Movies: SciFi/Horror/Crime/Drama/Action – good comedies
Television: I hardly ever watch the networks, except for the news. I enjoy educational programs mostly – TLC, NGC, DIS, HIS channels.
Politics: I am an independent.
Religion: Born and raised a Catholic, not by choice either. I no longer follow the Catholic religion, but have my own belief.
Smoking: Ya, I may have a couple a day or may go days without any.
Drinking: Usually will have one or two rum and Cokes after work.
Astrological sign: Sagittarius (A caring giving person) December 21st.
You:
Be employed and not under employed. I’m not supporting anyone, anymore. (Unless you’re a twink, looking for a sugar daddy and then we’ll talk).
Be single (I’m not into married men)
Know your sexuality, if you’re at the back of the closet, you’ll never meet anyone. Come out, we don’t bite.
I’m gay, but don’t flaunt it and don’t act it. My sexuality is my business, if anybody can’t accept me for me, well that’s their problem, not mine.
Astrological sign: Be anything but a Taurus, my last two exes were Taurus, and I am CERTAINLY not going down that road again!
BE IN MY LOCAL AREA. – Not sure where I am? Try Google Maps to find, Hanson, MA.
BE PROFESSIONAL, NO FAKES OR FLAKES OR ENDLESS EMAILS.
I know what I am looking for, do you?
If you're single or even looking true friendship, hit me back. Who knows what the chemistry may bring. Looks aren't the most important thing, it is who you are inside that counts.
What might be unique is that I'm seeking a very special, long term, monogomous relationship with a woman for reasons beyond carnal conquest. For me, there is no thirst for quantity. There is thirst for quality. And there is consummate patience in my quest.
I'm seeking that feeling of wholeness that I once had; most importantly, I desire pursuits of the mind, the heart, the soul. If I can find that, I am confident that the body will follow willingly and completely. This is a pursuit of mutual trust and a journey that I wish to be enduring. This is not a cry for a single encounter. She knows who she is. She's trapped in circumstances of necessary commitment, obscured by the 'Fog of Life', leaving her unfulfilled and unappreciated. She stares in the mirror in the morning wondering why she's not being noticed. She rifles through her closet; baffled as to why the magic that some of these more enticing garments once achieved has now dissipated. She falls asleep at night next to warmth and breathing, longing to be touched and cared for and desired the way she was just a blink of an eye, turned into an eternity ago.
I know her well because I am her male counterpart. Tell me your tale and you've written mine.
I know you - I've seen you in my fantasies. You are attractive, sensual, open, adventerous, playful, most importantly, intelligent. And though you've agonized over the potential guilt your decision to read my ad has brought you, you are open to a nontraditional, non-possessive, no drama arrangement with an attentive, caring, and giving gentleman. One who will treat you with kindness, adoration, civility, and fill the emptiness in your being.
Who are you? You are of no particular age, body style or ethnicity. You do however have a positive outlook, and the desire to be noticed, wanted and needed. You live for the antipation, the craving and adulation that you richly deserve, and you sweetly and willingly give that and more in return. Who am I? I am safe, sane, attractive, very attentive and I love to please. I'm a romantic, a sentimentalist, a conversationalist, a good listener, but most importantly I can be your best friend. Physically I am tall, athleticly built, green eyes, salt and pepper hair and have a beguiling smile. I'm bright, professional, well educated, patient, articulate, caring, considerate, kind, and I love to please a woman who enjoys to be pleased.
As you have likely guessed by now, this is not an offer for just any woman. It's a quest for a very special woman. I know it will appeal to few and my search has potential to be a long and frustrating one.
I can wait. I am confident you'll find me eventually.
If this obscured woman is you, please write me. Allow that 'Fog of Life' to lift and the two of us to become visible again.
i could tell you that i was the youngest person ever to travel in space, but that would be a blatant lie. i do hear that lying on craigslist is in vogue though so maybe i should.
i could tell you what i am looking for in a boy, but does that ever really work? creating idealized images of what you want almost always leads to disappointment since they have yet to develop a machine that can pop out your idealized image. plus, does anyone genuinely know what he wants? sure, people say they want x, yet, a lot of the time when they get x they realize they did not want x at all and wanted y instead.
look at me, i am rambling. i have written 209 words thus far, thank you word count, and have not said a thing. oh, the beauty of being me. actually, word count probably included my use of x and y as words (i am not going to bother counting the words myself to see if it did in fact do that, i will just assume it did), so, thanks for nothing word count.
i suppose i should just give you a few details about myself hoping that you will be sufficiently intrigued, but i wont. in the event that you are not, feel free to forward this posting to every single one of your attractive, intelligent, and witty single friends, associates, acquaintances and sworn enemies.
in terms of looks, i am a mix of talyor lautner, matt damon, and a young ryan reynolds. and by, "i am a mix of taylor lautner, matt damon, and a young ryan reynolds", i mean that i do not look like any of them at all. i did pique your curiosity for a second though didn't i? i am what can only be termed as a skinny white boy of average height who is considered to be incredibly attractive in the eyes of the blind. well, i am sure some boys who have the gift of sight find me rather fetching too but, i am pretty sure being attractive in the eyes of those who cannot see is the bigger selling point.
to further pique your interest, here are some arbitrary questions you can answer:
* what's the furthest you've ever swam?
* did you ever build sandcastles when you were a kid? and if so, did you name them?
* when do you know it's time to start wearing your winter coat?
* if you had to die while doing something, what would you want to be doing?
How come men fantasize about us incessently, but when it comes to reality they usually just pussy out?
How come they expect (want?) us to think like men? (good luck!)
How come they think we'll be easy? (more good luck!)
How come I get taken for a genetic female everywhere else I go, but as soon as a guy knows I'm trans he acts like I might (should?) put out on the first or second date? (good luck, once more!)
How come, as exciting as as we often seem to be to them they never want a relationship with us (or did I just answer my own question) ?
How come every moron thinks we have something in common with those fetish transvestite dudes?
I have tried to be good this year. I do most of the parenting in our household. Got the tree/wreath up early. Bought all the gifts. Also, I work. Fix cars. Buy food. Cook. Pack lunches. Paint. Repair. Fix. Do my own laundry. So, I have been thinking about what I want for Christmas..So, here's my wish list...and no I am not going to sit on your knee....
*Someone that's fit. Surely there must be one person out there who takes pride in their appearance as I do? And..if they have some of the red or black Christmas lingerie on underneath, please send them to the front of the line..
*Someone Conservative/Seductive. Yep, that means conservative on the outside. Professional, clean, wholesome dress. And, seductive on the inside. As in when we are alone I have my hands full with her.
*Someone with an imagination. Let's see..someone who appreciates whip cream, oil massages, rose petals dropped on them, skinny dipping, and maybe even being invited over to my Jacuzzi too.
*Someone who is selective. Geez, here on CL it's a meatmarket. Surely there must be someone with high standards, that is 100% clean, never a STD, and doesn't want to get one now either. Does such a person exist?
*Someone who is romantic and craves intimacy. On CL? You must be joking! A misprint? Nope. That means I want to get to know you and if it's good, stick with it. With just that person.
*Someone who is mouth-watering. You know what I mean. Nice skin. Happy smile. Taller than shorter. We'll flex on everything else...
I’m 6’3’’, 210 lbs (athletic build), brown hair, and green eyes. I’d be more than happy to send a picture.
I’m looking for someone that’s down to earth, attractive, social, open, and looking to have some fun…
I’ve received a ton of spam on this site. I will not join some site to talk with you…if you’re email address looks a little fishy, then I won’t respond to you either.
Please note I am not looking for romance or an affair or trying to fill an emotional void. I am looking for a fit woman that likes to be Naughty or a bad girl. You know how it is. After a while you can't really do this with your partner for some reason. Even if you could in the begining. Somehow it fades away.Sad but true.
Having that someone take to time to help you along the path of erotic discovery??
Asked the right questions about what makes you tick?
Realizing that this needs to have it's proper very discreet place in the overall balance of your life?
Deciding that your needs cannot be put on hold anymore?
So, you've been on CL, been deceived, disappointed, had your heart broken, and ofter wonder...is there a higher love for me or should I just give up?
Well, giving up would be the easy way out. However, if you did that, we wouldn't meet, would we? So...if you are tired of CL and long for something more, something better, and something that might last..then you want a....higher love.
looking for a great girl next door type. not looking for loud sports fans or players. just cool, personable, smart women, not too tall, in shape 18-34... leading to a LTR is a plus but not neccesary.
P.S. Honesty and follow-through in this context is important to me. Some women who have contacted me have not been honest about themselves, their life situation and what they are looking for. And I am definitely aware that there are men out there who lie about everything from their height to their marital status. We all find ourselves in unique life situations that we think another will not understand. In this context, that is not your decision to make, it is mine. My profile is completely honest, I will answer all of your questions honestly, and I deserve the same level of respect from you.
Also, please don't contact me because you are "testing" the waters, desire an Internet fantasy, are just curious, are seeking validation or are looking for a platonic activity partner. There is nothing wrong with things, however to do them with me wastes my time and your opportunity. I don’t do weeks and weeks of back and forth e-mail nor am I into online chat. Please be ready to have an actual conversation on the phone and meet in a public place.
And one last important thing, the amount of mail I have received from gay men propositioning me has been truly staggering. The volume has given me a vast appreciation for what quality women must go through on the Internet. Here is what I ask. I have respected the way that the homosexual people in my circle are hardwired. I ask that you respect the fact that I am hardwired to prefer and enjoy the company of a quality woman and I will make no apologies for my desires as a straight man. And as for the content of what you send me. Here is what the quality woman that I seek would say and do. “Ewwwwww! Gross! Click! DELETE!”
I prefer my partner to be in strong and in charge of things. I want to make it clear that I'm not flaky and am very well grounded. I can be very nurturing to my boi.I wear jeans alot but could be coerced into wearing skirts if asked nicely.
I've grown my hair long and learned to speak in a higher voice that sounds authentically female. I am very feminine. I'm thinking of going full time and the right butch could help me get there.
please help me sort out the spam by adding the following in the reply "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" or something close to it:)
I’m looking for someone that’s down to earth, attractive, social, open, and looking to have some fun…
I’ve received a ton of spam on this site. I will not join some site to talk with you…if you’re email address looks a little fishy, then I won’t respond to you either.
We meet up at a very nice bar in the Back Bay – we are both nicely dressed. Based on some small talk, we decide to head to my place a few blocks away. We settle in with a few drinks and offer to answer any questions of a sexual nature the other poses – honestly. We each recount our hottest experiences, what pushes our buttons, and what we secretly desire to explore.
Perhaps, if we hit it off, we go back to my place nearby. With each question answered, we ask the other to remove an item of clothing. At a certain point, we are both near naked and we will massage and caress each other. But…despite the fact we are both intensely turned on at this point…we will not have sex…instead we will watch each other please ourselves. I will whisper your fantasies into your ear to help you come and you can do the same for me.
Me: 35, SWM, fit, well educated, tall, clean cut and damn good looking
If we continue, we would chose a 'safe-word' (a code-word that means 'wait! lets stop this game immediately ! I'm too scared/ not enjoying myself) Something that wouldn't come up in casual conversation or a pretend argument or anything. Something like 'Candy cane!' , ' Motor-bike!' , 'avacado' etc. This is just a way to make sure we don't have a miss-understanding in case we want to play the false protest game:
'Oh no, Please stop. (moan). No, no, wait! (pant) Oh god, not THAT! (aieeeee!!) My husband will kill me if he finds out. He's in the mob. ...But I'm still an innocent virgin, and I'm saving myself for (gasp) my wedding night! Wait a second! This is the church basement, and I'm supposed to go upstairs right now and get married! I can 't walk down the isle with cum dripping down my legs or kiss my husband in front of everyone I know after I just gave head to the best man! ' Or I'll scream! I'll call the police! you stand back, mister! '
So, do you have an idea of what I am fantasizing about? We go over to your house and sit on the couch 'just to watch a movie. No hanky panky! ' At first it seems so innocent--I am just teasing you or tickling you... later my hand tries to sneak up your skirt or under your sweater and you have to slap it, or pull my had away by the wrist. "HEY! what are you doing? I told you , no hanky panky!" . . .but you never leave or ask me to leave. I convince you 'Just to kiss a little, that's all' and eventually convince you. You are getting wicked turned on so you are distracted and less vigilant about my roaming hands. But then you get a grip and make me stop...
This can be totally deadpan or wicked and playful, or filled with innuendo and honeyed voices--whichever style seems more fun. Eventually I get to 2nd base....until you lock yourself in the bathroom and try to protect yourself from both me and your own desires. Maybe I pick the lock and grab you roughly and kiss you standing, up against the wall, and you can feel my insistent member poking at your dress through my pants. Maybe I force your hand to touch it, and you do but then run away! I am chasing you round the couch and the kitchen and dining room ...and catch you, and merely hold you tightly and kiss your neck--maybe give you a hickey. You are so distracted you didn't notice until it was too late that my hand has gotten to third base--and now you are WAY too turned on to resist me...but you still pretend to try...
If I were richer I'd be prime marrying material. To bad this treatment is all you'll get from me ..no matter how much you tempt me by catering to my desires and fantasies. I'm just using you. (But secretly it is consensual and only a game.) For some reason you keep calling me back, and giving me one more time to be a decent gentleman. ...
I am good looking, very fit, 6ft 180, interesting, very humorous, intelligent and unhappily married. I do not care if you are married or not. I want to be liked by a woman that I like. I want to earn your affections by being nice to you. We can correspond and meet from time to time. This is not an I want sex right now ad but you can be sure that if you eventually want that it will be wonderful.
does anyone out there feel the same? i am not sure what i want out of this, but i have reached a point where i am open to allowing another person in my life. maybe it will be someone to share communication with, maybe it will evolve into more, but it needs to have meaning in order to capture my interest. are you feeling taken for granted? are you the person that reads these ads for entertainment, but would never consider responding to one? if that is you, then you are probably the woman i would enjoy hearing from.
Are you the invisible woman?
We can email back and forth and maybe eventually talk on the phone and see where things might lead. I think I'm finally ready to act upon my desires. How about you?
Please be clean, professional, intelligent and have a great sense of humor like myself.
A little about me: Attractive, fairly fit, 6'2” 205, brwn/gray, clean. Not looking for multiple partners or a wham bam thank you ma’am situation but someone who might be willing to be intimate if that’s where things naturally lead. Not looking to leave my wife and not wanting you to leave your significant other either.
Hope to hear from you. Please respond back and tell me a little about your situation and what your interests and desires are. Looking forward to starting our new friendship. Please include a description of yourself. I'm just looking for honesty.
I’m willing to hear from women from any location. It will be interesting to see how many of us are out there with the same hidden thoughts and desires.
I’m not as concerned about your age or background as I am about your ability to engage me mentally and physically. I’m in reasonably good shape and I hope you are too. Time is always too short and that you live close to Boston or in the close in western suburbs is a plus.
I’m decisive about things and want to meet you. I’m fine exchanging a small amount of e-mails but the only way to see if there is real chemistry is to actually meet. If you’re not up for this please don’t reply. Once we meet and if all goes well I like to kiss. It’s fun, relaxing, a great way to break the ice and to see if you are serious about the possibility of more.