We are seeking truly gifted designer and programmer who understands internet
trends and social networking to make our idea a reality.
Are you a Visionary?
This is a non-paying gig. This project is prefect for the nieve college
student or some equally gullible designer who needs to fill out their portfolio.
Do you have experience in these areas:
PHP, Java, XML, CSS, Action Script,Ruby on Rails, Python,(Lamp),RSS, Adobe Illustrator, Flex, Flash, Adobe Catalyst, Adobe Bridge, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premier, DreamWeaver, Viseo, Microsoft Excell, Powerpoint, API's, Twitter, Bird Feeder, Feedburner, Bloglines, Google Analytics, Google Adsense, Google Gears, Joomla, Drupal, Wordpress & MAGENTO...
We do not really know what any of that is. It is just a laundry list of core skill sets
we have seen in other job requirements.
Knowledge of TCP/IP, computer networking, and Cisco Certification desired but will train.
It is not a deal breaker.
Do you eat Social Networking like Cheerios?
Do you have digital dreams of connecting a baby monitor to your Blackberry and Twitter accounts.
Then we need you!
we truly believe our idea is so stunningly stupid that it can not help but be a success.
After all, with enough time on our part we can actually find someone to do all the work
and potentially find investors. After all it's our amazingly stupid idea remember? This is
why they invented Craig's list.
Cybercommuniting from India is fine but you will be required to attend executive planning meetings in my garage
in Boston three times a week.
Insert promise of ownership or equity here:___________________________________
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You will be required to sign a non-disclosure and surrender the intellectial property
rights of your work and ideas to Stupid Ideas LLC.
If you are reliable, trustworthy, hard working and imaginative this is wonderful
opportunity to join our executive management & development team.
"As if you have not already done an internship at Hell.com or your portfolio is so lame your willing
to do more work free."
Ohhhh SEO.....Do you do SEO?
We would say follow us on Facebook but we have not figured it out yet.
Hey....do not laugh...anyone who has ever made it to the top started on the ground floor right?
- Location: Boston
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: no pay